Whose Daddy Is Better?

Two kids are arguing about whose parents are better.
"My daddy is better than your daddy," say the first kid.
"But my mommy is better than your daddy," reply the second kid.
The first kid calm up and think hard.
"Perhaps you're right, my daddy also told me so."

Joke

A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and syas, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Source : Reader's Digest

January 2006 Issue

just a joke

a kid enter the kitchen where his mother is cooking,
"Mom, yesterday i saw daddy brought aunt Susy your room and..."
"Enough...!! tell it when your daddy come home!" his mother replied furiously.
when his daddy come home at evening...
"Now, tell it to me!"
"Mom, yesterday i saw daddy brought aunt Susy to your room and they did somthing like you did with uncle George last week"